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maniacalocelot's Journal

Created on 2005-02-02 13:32:06 (#5992727), last updated 2005-02-02

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Name:Charlotte
Location:Pennsylvania, United States
Website:My Xanga
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WARNING: BIOHAZARD, PRIMORDIAL OOZE, RABIES, SOY, AND EXTREME SARCASM. IF ALLERGIC TO ANY OR ALL OF THE ABOVE...I dunno. Do I look like I attended medical school to you? Didn't think so.

How oh-so-very kind of you to take time out of your obviously hectic schedule to read the biography of a puny fourteen year old girl like myself. The Valkyries themselves bask in your graciousness.

Valkyries: Let us have a parade! Or maybe seduce Wagner...flip a coin? Wagner it is! Let us fly!

I am bent on world domination, but don't let that perturb you! I only sacrifice my disloyal subjects, and only then in the name of science. I'm the picturesque ideal of the "Girl Next Door," in the radioactive sense of the word. I am obsessed with practically every musical ever written. Except, however, for Annie, which has been known to cause sudden projectile vomiting in the brave mice who volunteered to help us research this horrible epidemic sweeping the Earth.

If you have a problem with this exact line or any of the other statements clearly written above, you are wrong. Kindly contact my publicist, Jean Luke Picard. If you would prefer said statement in the form of prose, forget it. You get what you get or you file a violent lawsuit, got it? Good.
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